Ah Beng Jokes

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every
night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u
remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are
missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying
"Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for
complement."
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the
teacher erases
the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and
not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the
weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the
other hand it would be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks
it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the
plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the
Evening and not in the morning
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

其实这些笑话之前在学校老师也给我们看过了，而且在学校看的比这forwaded email的多。呵呵。。。